By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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horyo 0

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

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frozen_heart 0

lmao #3 and #6! ..but seriously maybe time to re-evaluate this relationship?

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Amkii 0

lol! Your boyfriend is awesome. Dump him. Seriously. He sounds hilarious, though, but in a not-so-nice way.

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turtlellama 0

This is the first one I've moderated that was put up, finally. (: Also, he probably didn't know what he was saying. Maybe he was trying to agree with you no matter what you said?

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Aish_fml 0

FAIL! Dump his dunbass...

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Nakedsquirrel 5

I guess I could see how you had it coming, but this wasn't like those "I fake orgasms all the time" that are said solely to piss the other off. If she truly is a bitch, this wasn't particularly bitchy.

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genius_man16 0

YDI for asking such a fool question during an argument. Of /course/ he's gonna say that, especially in a fight. jesus hope you didn't break up with him, and if you did then F-his life and hopefully he can find a better, less retarded girlfriend

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