Health: Today, after a trip to see my doctor, I found out that my recent...

By oldlady - 08/11/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, after a trip to see my doctor, I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year-old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2012 19:25 - United States - Nixa

Today, after having taken hormone tablets to try to increase my cup size, I realized that I've basically reversed my menopause. FML

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By cranky, smelly, musty, moody - 14/10/2023 00:02

Today, I’ve finished all my cancer treatments but my body is putting me through the wringer again. I got my first period after not having one for nearly a year, and with it has come all sorts of hormonal issues including cramping, mood swings, hot flashes, and heinous BO! It’s worse than puberty! FML

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Bad womens' anatomy

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 18:00 - United States - Kent

Today, I found out I’m going through early menopause. My husband was finally ready to have a baby, after years of debate and saying he’s not ready. I warned him my ovaries wouldn’t hold out forever. He seems shocked that menopause happens to all women and is irreversible. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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Concerns

By the dead never die - 09/07/2019 22:00

Today, after over a dozen separate blood tests, my doctor told me conclusively that my results are perfectly normal for a middle-aged woman in the early stages of pregnancy. Problem is, I’m a 24-year-old guy, so my doctor is very concerned. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Figure it out

By brosef - 17/02/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML

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Let's go girls!

By Anonymous - 09/08/2020 23:01

Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML

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Moral panics are the worst

By sorryidontlookthatfeminine - 14/03/2023 07:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:35

...trapped in the body of a 50 year old cougar.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 9:56

On the bright side you skipped mimicing menstruation.

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:04

Obviously what happened was you were born with both a penis and a ****** and because your parents wanted a boy they had your ****** removed, but your ovaries were left and re purposed into nuts. Haven't you always wondered why you look like a tranny?

delilah_111707 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:19

people need to stop being so mean and shut up. theres no reason for anybody to make fun of somebody for that. i would LOVE to see what all these people look like and what they go through and make fun of them for their issues. leave the poor kid alone. he didnt do anything.

VereorTenebrae 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:24

Wow, that sucks o.O

sydd_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:33

Maybe your like lady gaga.;D. either way, fyl

FromCFL 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:37

Keep with the making fun of OPs!! That's what this site's all about! I mean, seriously, who would post to a site like this expecting serious advice?

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:41

Assuming you're straight... someday, some woman is going truly appreciate your ability to empathize with her when she is going through the same thing. I don't g

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:44

Someday, some woman is going truly appreciate your ability to empathize with her when she is going through the same thing. Assuming you're straight, at the very least, you could get a few blow jobs out of it. At best, the deepening of a lifelong bond and the sincere gratitude of someone you love.

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:21

jmeg, you got it wrong, this is what you ment. Assuming you're straight, at the very least, the deepening of a lifelong bond and the sincere gratitude of someone you love. At best, you could get a few blow jobs out of it as well as a few sammiches. Dont thank me for the correction. Yours sincerly The_Pleb

iwadasn 32

Sunday 8 November 2009 19:53

Seeing as The_Pleb can't even spell simple words like "meant" and "sincerely," it's clear that his intelligence level does not merit his comments being taken seriously.