Miscellaneous: Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering...

By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Sweej 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:20

Well then, start melting...

Person1233 12

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:36

You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.

Comments

ricosuave90 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:15

YDI FAT ASS

ricosuave90 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:19

A fat chick with a huge nose would say that being thin is a bad thing

Friaza 29

Monday 15 August 2011 6:22

YDI for not putting the fork down untill you're bloated.

ricosuave90 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:22

A fat chick with a huge nose would say something negetive about being thin

chynnatownn 11

Monday 15 August 2011 11:16

*Frosty the snowman, was a jolly, happy soul..*

Daralea 21

Monday 15 August 2011 17:37

Now now, let's not blame the hair cut.

xoxobeezloveu 2

Monday 15 August 2011 21:03

its happend to me to

Juggoro 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:54

Least you got a pipe and a Badass top hat

khlinka 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:48

Not that your hair defines your body type or anything, but pixie cuts are generally for smaller girls. Hence the word pixie -- small fairylike creatures.