Miscellaneous: Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering...

By Karin - 13/08/2011 20:29 - Germany

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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Shaved

By richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Sweej 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:20

Well then, start melting...

Person1233 12

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:36

You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.

Comments

Spank_Two 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 9:12

yhu have bigger problems if yhu just noticed that yhu look like a snowman.

AlanahBear 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:45

Been there, done that. :/

yupthatone 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 7:19

wow people on here are harsh. lol.

allknowingbrony 5

Monday 5 September 2011 6:34

Lose some weight and try again

salsera13 7

Monday 19 September 2011 2:33

So... You're round. You should have known better than to get a pixie. The very few girls that can mayyyybe pull that off are ridiculously thin. And even they look much better with long hair. Go to a gym and grow your hair out.

MisUnFortunate 31

Monday 7 July 2014 1:03

Oh joy, the classic "All girls should have long hair and visible ribs because it pleases my boner" argument. Too bad if we're going by stereotypes, guys aren't allowed to have feelings and know absolutely nothing about fashion, so they can't tell girls whether or not to cut their hair or "go to the gym lardass"

mullet3388 16

Sunday 14 September 2014 21:05

No i think you being a fat load is why you look so bad. Not your hair

sarahcroy20 12

Monday 4 January 2021 3:33

I hate to tell you this but if your body is shaped like a snowman with short hair then it was shaped like a snowman with long hair too. You just didn't see it.