Intimacy: Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months...

By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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Bad sex ed

By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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Instructions

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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redmnky21 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:59

wow... how old are you... sounds like your way to young for sex

mookie24 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:00

How old is this guy? You shouldn't have to persuade anybody to have sex

Comments

abbynoelle 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:30

The day I have to persuade my boyfriend to have sex with me, is the day I kick his ass to the curve! You shouldn't have to put up with that shit!

the_wombat 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:44

I think you mean curb...

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:17

I hope you think it's ok for a guy to dump a girl for not wanting to have sex with him too then. It's implied that the OP pressured him into sex, I don't see why it matters which way around the genders are. If someone isn't ready, they aren't ready and their partner should either respect that, or let them go and find someone who will respect that. Basically, what DocB already said.

perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:31

This can't have a happy ending. Your boyfriend is either (ee): 1. Gay 2. Asexual 3. Not physically attracted to you. Do you see a future for any of these possibilities?

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:38

He could just not be ready for it

perdix 29

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:34

After 18 months? If it ain't happening by then, it ain't never gonna happen!

Scruffy618 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:32

31 :: thank you. Not all guys let their life revolve around an armed heat seeking missile. People seem to forget that, once-upon-a-time, people used to wait until they married someone before having sex. Some people, of both sexes, still choose do this. Making that choice does not make them gay. OP's boyfriend could have been waiting to see if he would actually stay with OP. the fact is, we don't know.

shireeniee 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:32

75 - touched for the very first time.

cookie_crumble89 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:32

So you have been trying to get him to have sex with you since you guys were 6 months into the relationship? And when u said no u just egged him on for a YEAR? Jheeze he probably agreed just to shut you up

Giggles12 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:52

Hah I love how half the people on here are like he's probably to young to have sex but their probably thinking about the 1st time they got it in they weren't perfect

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:51

Perfect no, fully erect yes.

tdog567 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:53

I think he might be gay....

murdersquirrel 15

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:10

85 - I'm not male but I am human. It's simply not fair to question someone's sexuality because that person doesn't want to have sex. To suggest that someone must be gay if they don't want to have sex ESPECIALLY when pressured is completely wrong. That's ridiculous. It's just more social pressure to not make choices based on what you, a unique individual, want in life. That's not ok. Furthermore, I do not believe that every man's actions when it comes to sex are dictated by his balls. Some guys do genuinely want love, respect and commitment before, during and after sex.