By some things never change - 28/11/2012 23:04 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML
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ICastillo 24

Dang your mother is an ass. That's disgusting as hell. Or maybe it's a family recipe and she has been doing it for years you just didn't know....

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iTag_Skorn 4

Din din is ready here's a extra something. Don't worry is guacamole.

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StarWolf111 21

You should learn how to type proper English.

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citymayer 7

Maybe they don't fully know proper English?

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doodlecloud 26

I was more concerned that 12 thought loogie is remotely like guacamole...

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daisygal77 3

I know exactly how that feels! My mother hates my guy and my guy's mother hates me.

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fenixtorador1 11

Just leave silently without a word, she doesn't deserve a response after her blatant disrespect.

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jmayes414 5

This is exactly what I would have done. She may be her mother, but she sure doesn't seem like a mom.

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tsim14 4

I would just leave and say "no more chances."

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geekpower_fml 28

"Wow, this tastes amazing! What's your secret ingredient?"

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ICastillo 24

At least your Husband gave her another chance to bad your mom is dumb and has no respect.

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anythingmustbe 18

Mmmm You love it! You want it! Coming to stores near you MaMa's Extra tasty and moist Loogie flavored sauce. Now with 25% extra spit!

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yousuck44 11

I don't know why this has got thumbed down I thought it was funny.

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KY_Jelly 10

You're lucky to have a man who was willing to forgive her. Tell her what you think, and then if she can't work on it, then don't bother with her anymore.

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kittenvks 11

You know, I really can't help but notice just how well your profile pic and name go together. :)

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99megster 15

I feel ashamed to be from British Columbia now... That is just downright evil

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ClassyCommando 13

It's alright, they're probably Surrey folk. They aren't like us.

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