Love: Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything...

By redjesus69 - 03/02/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By larouche362 - 08/06/2016 03:01 - United States - Weare

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML

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Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 23/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 10:05

Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML

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Luckster 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:28

What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?

marvin_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:53

Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.

Comments

SarcasticAvenger 9

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:08

Dude, please tell me you booted her ass to the curb! You should have to SHOW your love to someone. If they truly love you, they don't need material things. Unbelievable!

geezy227 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:52

that is cold and heartless, move on man

gman9999 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:31

Dude, that's so messed up... I'm sitting here reading this and like I'm feeling so bad for you. I hope u threw her ass out!!!!!

zach1122 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:45

damn reminds me of my lst really bad relationship. i hope you find better man.

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:15

gaww, what a bitch.

cdilink 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:41

damn he's a dumb ass aha

ROFLUMAD 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:49

Touche, played like a game of cards =( FYL

stillxsearching 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:12

chicks hate when you try so hard. it doesn't make them happy. it's just pathetic. you shouldn't have to go out of your way to make her happy, it should come naturally, and if it doesn't then you're not meant to be together. so YDI.

hedgehogs 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:25

I think you're with the wrong person. First of all, that was a pretty crass remark. Second, if you have to work that hard at a relationship, it's not meant to be. I'm old and have seen this process several times.