By redjesus69 - 03/02/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Luckster 0

What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?

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marvin_fml 0

Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.

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xDConversexD 0

u need to shut up. u seem like one of these nerd ******. you won't get anyone. P. S you need to stop correcting people.

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OooNooo 0

That's crazy... OP is a pussy! I cut bitches faster than barbers. The quickest way to get over that **** is to get on top of a new chick. So go get your dick wet. But first get one for the road and bang that bitch out ROUGH! Pull her hair slam that shit hard and leave her exhausted and ******* fully pleased. Then on your way out tell her btw it's over get back with your ex since he made you so happy!

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idkweird 0

TBH, do you even think he's getting any, regularly? Do you honestly think he'd just be able to demand it and get away with that? Also, the guy is far too involved emotionally to even attempt that.

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OooNooo 0

Ooo yeah almost forgot and pull your jutted condom off and throw it on that bitches face for extra effects! And to get your man points back cause she's had you running around like a little bitch for so long!

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containsnosoy 0

Dump her. Don't put up with being "second" best.

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hummingbug 2

I know what you mean OP. I've spent what feels like forever trying to please my boyfriend but it just never seems to be enough. instead of being derogatory (spelling?) however, i just want to suggest that maybe if you move on you'll find someone else and for that matter someone who isn't on the rebound and that appreciates all the efforts it sounds like you put into your relationships. sorry you had to hear that though. that was pretty harsh, but at least she didn't drag you out for too much longer...keep your head up dude.

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