Health: Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I...

By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By FromNL - 25/03/2011 12:22 - Netherlands

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

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By qld - 20/12/2016 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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By Bunsofpain - 16/06/2016 18:56 - United States

Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML

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Tyler12108 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:28

is OP a ginger?

yummayy_ 11

Monday 18 July 2011 0:27

You are a little too pale to be going outside, huh? =P

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Friedgerbil 9

Monday 18 July 2011 2:56

GINGER!

blondebunny 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:07

burnnn!

BellaMarta 19

Monday 18 July 2011 3:35

must've been wearing white eh?

ambeeelove 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:40

don't you know vampires can't go out in the sun!!

lemonlift 6

Monday 18 July 2011 3:41

redneck is your destiny.

VoucheNogJZ14 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:49

Get off the xbox and start getting a tan

ryoosully 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:14

pasty much?

MetalBoi 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:42

Lmao that sucks

8sq 13

Monday 18 July 2011 4:47

what? thats scientificly impossible, if you were wearing a black shirt i could see that happening but what??

djmacncheeze 6

Monday 18 July 2011 5:29

I feel your pain... I'm a ginger. Have you tried the SPF 100? It works great :)

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Lookin' good

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