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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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KatieKoala 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:40

That's awkward.

Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:01

those things aren't cheap, make her pay

Ewexz 17

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:06

Well... that's a hard one!

tchopper1969 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 5:46

lmfao

pastel_fml 18

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:14

What were you looking for in her bedside cabinet anyway?

leogachi 15

Wednesday 29 April 2015 6:27

What was her mom doing opening up her mail? At least Op didn't commit a crime.

Jellysweetheart 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:45

Some people regularly do... My mom keeps her nail file in her bedside table, as well as her nail polish. If it's always been allowed to go into it, then it's not that weird.

beardedbeard 4

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:17

Parents always check if toys are safe for their kids. I don't think they should ALWAYS test.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:19

What were you doing rummaging around in her beside cabinet in the first place?

gordjess1 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:20

I don't know about anyone else but why would you order that online and get it delivered to a house you share with your mother? Just no no no.

chef4money 12

Wednesday 29 April 2015 2:17

It's just a sex toy. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. If she lives at home, common sense would say that she would have it sent to her home. although she may reconsider that after her mom stole her stuff.

be82tw 17

Wednesday 29 April 2015 3:13

@45 Most people live at home.

CliffyB03 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:23

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Polynomial 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 2:44

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Exaspera 54

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:24

Take it back and hide it in your room. See what happens. ;-)

pandor_fml 24

Wednesday 29 April 2015 1:32

Time to get out the vaporub and teach her a lesson her cooch will never forget... If you're game enough to touch that thing after where it's been

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