Intimacy: Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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figure_of_bleach 0

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:50

Sharing is caring..

Drosophila82 18

Thursday 30 April 2015 6:19

You should implicitly ask her to write a review on the site from where you ordered! Like leave a note on with the website info and the request on the cabinet!

mine___turtles10 13

Friday 1 May 2015 1:40

Dafuq?

noluckimblessed 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 22:53

that's not the problem here.

Blkmoon 17

Sunday 3 May 2015 1:45

damn that sucks, next time make sure your there for themail delivery

imyourpoison 10

Thursday 7 May 2015 17:09

holy fuch haha

emilytheperson 17

Tuesday 7 July 2015 11:58

Noooooooo! D:

trumpy 9

Saturday 6 February 2016 2:30

bitch! demand she pay you back

Chibicase 19

Thursday 21 April 2016 19:34

She opened a package with your name on it and stole what was inside? I would be so pissed

beansnrice 8

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:54

wash it before use

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