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By SFBEL - 21/05/2015 03:56 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
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tuslaw12 13

I don't drink much either and a lot of times people don't think Im having fun at parties because of it. I can sympathize with you here, you don't have to get wasted to have some fun.

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ninjahesten 18

the dj's that play when i go clubbing, mostly drink energydrinks or water :s like normal people, i wouldent drink while working :)

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NickThunder 12

Probably better that u not work there then lol

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spinda 22

That sucks, OP. But you have a lot of experience, it won't be long until you find a new job!

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teentee401 36

If you can only "have fun" with excessive drinking, there's a problem. Consider yourself lucky that you can have fun all on your own.

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bhfriday 9

one more shot and you would've been fine.

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daemonsparta 16

you got fired....for not drinking on th3 job? do you live in bizarro world?

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kayvan 8

Learn to nurse a drink or put iced tea over ice and act like you're "having fun."

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Kaalschneid 21

...I'll be that guy. you deserve it. live it up! what? you wanna go to Valhalla? you're on the wrong path already! or, take a word from seether, "FAKE IT, if you don't belong here."

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DecisiveBull 9

Take an empty bottle of beer and put water (or, you know whatever you like) in it and every once in a while take a sip.

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