By missbutthole - 04/06/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
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Perdition 4

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including: - Looking pretty - Looking ugly - Being shaped into odd animals - Being shaped into objects and shapes - Covering someone while they take a shit - and more! Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!

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xxAlli 0

Go to another building instead of waiting?

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kkins 0

go to mcdonalds or walmart

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TraceCase_ 19

Soo, go find a place to poop, you have plenty of time. I wouldn't want to poop at work anyway.

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sallyally 4

I say hold it in half an hour longer... Nothing beats the feeling of ******** when you're getting paid!

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Zombieslayer1 0

Find another building. That really sucks:(

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iAmScrubs 19

oh, the sweet joy of outhouses. graphic designs on the wall, bugs and spiders crawling around, and other people's excretion directly below you.

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kaleighiscool 0

Um; 30 minutes & you're in New York, walk ten feet to another building & use the restroom idiot.

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dreamering 16

He needs ID to enter the buildings to begin with, and an invitation from someone inside. I think McDonalds would be a better choice.

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letsdielaughing 0

new York isn't all buildings. its not like the whole state is just like NYC

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OcampoFTW 4

ahh, those are bad times, go find another building!

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teresa96706 29

go to a near by restaurant/store and use their restroom.

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