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Irony is one of my favorite types of humor so I laughed at this one.
BUM...BUM...BUM...ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!..
19 - I'm a ******* sue-happy moron with no idea how much lawsuits cost to launch, and who has no grip on reality or basic human decency --- There! I said it. What do I win?
52, the prize is; a stick in the butt.
Because her dad was going to accuse me of raping her and turn me in to the police, even though we're still virgins, and no proof that it ever happened, plus he had set up a restraining order, thats why. Any more wounds you would like to open up.
You got double ******
wouldn't you be dead rightnow then?
obviously not, genius
I've always wondered, if ambulances on their way to a hospital hit someone, would they stop to help the person or keep going?
I imagine the ambulance call for mutual aid. Depending on how serious the condition of the patient and if the ambulance is in driving condition. It's a gray area to be honest. (I'm a nationally registered EMT)
An ambulance must stop if they see any accident - even one they are not involved in. Another car will be responded to the original job.
Who's the Russian Roulette in this case?
You survived two car accidents in one day. Unfortunatly due to the nature of the teeth grindingly unfair world we live in some people only had one accident and died. You are very lucky OP. See it as a display of how lucky and blessed you actually are rather than a FML situation . Furthermore its good that you're okay :3 you must be built like an APC :D
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I never understand why people vote ydi on posts like these.
It's ok your safe now! CRASH!