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is it just me or is anybody else wondering how how OP was able to post the FML in the hospital? Or even why it was a concern to post it?
it's not just you, but the other people like you who wonder are retarded hicks too. use your god damn brain - it really isn't that difficult to figure out
Some people might believe that you get what you deserve. What goes around comes around. In a shit ation like that, he must of done something to deserve such shit luck.
It's a rule that all stories start with "today", regardless of when they took place. I remember one that actually said "36 hours later" and still started with "today". It's just part of the format.
I always wondered if this happens
well atleast your alive you tell about it! good for you
Now this depends on why Op needed cutting out, it must've been a bad accident to need that - if they were drunk or texting then the idiot deserves everything they got but otherwise hope they are ok ;)
4.6% of the FML voters feel that the OP deserved this. HOW, might I ask? By cursing the ambulance? Disturbing the ambulance driver? Spreading bad karma? Or how would you explain that it's the OP's fault that the ambulance was involved in an accident?
well.if it's true.hope your okay but why would you be on a phone or something after a car crash?
Ok so only half my story was posted. I had one accident (not my fault) wrote my car off and only had minimal bruising, then 3 days later I was passenger in another car accident (again not drivers fault) had to be cut out of car and only recieved seatbelt burns, major bruising and a deep laceration to my hand. Then the ambulance had an accident on way to hospital but luckily no further injuries sustained. I had time to post it cause I had to stay in for observation and was trying to distract myself. So for everyone saying ydi..,. I don't see how I did. To everyone else, Thankyou
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I never understand why people vote ydi on posts like these.
It's ok your safe now! CRASH!