By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 16:41 - United States - Naperville

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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Principessa101 20

You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?

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xgetxbentx 13

Ydi for not having an in depth discussion about this before getting married, I mean even if you talked about it and agreed you both didn't want them at that point, you still should have discussed what to do if either of you ever changes your mind. Fyl, for the fact that she acted like that. It is a big part of a relationship and you guys do need to discuss it in a more serious matter.

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jimmyskruthers 3

She wants to flick you in the balls do just shove it in her ass

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noisebox 1

Well there's always the back door

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heavensdevil1303 1

This wasn't a conversation you had BEFORE getting married?

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mattorama 15

Because everyone always keeps exactly the same opinions their entire life.

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CarouselHeart 11

I'm assuming the FML is about the ball-flicking? Because really, not all people like kids.

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ebfbruh 0

Then u jizzed on her face and was all like " what now beeootch"

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At_Work 1

Her way of 'discussing' things with you makes her look like an asshole.

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strawberryspacejam 11

she stole that from explosm. so when the baby comes, kick her fetus and say "problem solved"

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