94- Story time! :D Op wants to have children in his life. He presented this idea to his wife, who believing he was joking, proceeded to laugh at him. This made him sad. :( When his wife realized he was serious in this statement, she decided to viciously remove his ability to reproduce himself and thunderously attacked his testicles!!! (Actually, she just flicked them) ;P The wife doesn't want to have kids, and she decided to convey this in a humourous manner, pretending she just sterilized him with her act of violence. I'm betting Op would have much preferred sitting down to a mature conversation about each other's wants and desires, but instead he was dismissed with a childish response. Hense, the FML. Clear as crap? Goody. ;)

They are married..

But they're saying it should have been done before.

And what's to say they didn't discuss it? People do change their minds on these issues, people!

Ah, I see. I clearly read that wrong. My apologies.