Wakey Wakey!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
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shannon2348 14

why is she still your girlfriend? that's abuse. dump her.

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DogStew 20

Don’t let her do that. If she can’t respect your balls then she needs to go.

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shannon2348 14

why is she still your girlfriend? that's abuse. dump her.

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DogStew 20

Don’t let her do that. If she can’t respect your balls then she needs to go.

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BorderCount 5

And what, pray tell, did you do to deserve getting punched in the balls?

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Seeya55 31

It's going to take a lot more than that to not have kids. Maybe you should get into some bdsm to help!

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Mungolikecandy 19

Did she just randomly punch you in the balls? If so that is not a good relationship.

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slym12312425 9

Why did she punch you in the balls? More importantly, why is she not you ex-girlfriend after a stunt like that? Simply put, that's abusive behavior. If you woke her up by randomly punching her anywhere, your ass would be in a police car headed to jail within the hour.

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