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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 09:04 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

I bet he really pissed you off.

igese 11

Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

That's a great example of a win-lose situation

Comments

angelitared 27

Friday 21 June 2013 18:51

Holy cricket!

DKjazz 20

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:06

I'm an idiot. For just a moment, I forgot cricket was a sport, and I imagined op actually training an insect to do tricks and chirp songs. Sorry to all my fellow Americans for making us look bad, but I just wanted to share that image.

callie06 6

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:54

Jiminy cricket!

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 21 June 2013 18:51

That's when you take your cricket bat and use his head for some extra practice...

andone2222 2

Friday 21 June 2013 18:53

so... You're telling me he has a chance?! *YEAH*

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 21 June 2013 22:28

What was all that one in a million talk?!

bradleysol 11

Friday 21 June 2013 18:54

He was pissed off. Your car was pissed on.

MoonRocks 5

Friday 21 June 2013 18:55

Well someone's in a rather pissy mood

Pleonasm 35

Friday 21 June 2013 18:56

Jaraté!

Enslaved 36

Friday 21 June 2013 20:28

I had to look up "jarate" to see what you were talking about. Seems they have video games with every type of weapon available. :P

Pleonasm 35

Friday 21 June 2013 20:45

Aha :p

Sputnikspak 13

Friday 21 June 2013 21:59

Noooo jarate

Alihb 16

Friday 21 June 2013 22:52

Well, TF2 is a bit odd, with the craziest items possible.

Welshite 39

Friday 21 June 2013 18:57

Man, for an instant I was imagining cricket obedience training. What a let-down. :( I want to see pet crickets leashed and walked like dogs. I'll bet you can even teach them to chirp on command.

DKjazz 20

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:11

Well shite, I replied to an earlier comment thread with this same idea without scrolling down to see if it had been said already. And I thought I was being so original... Sorry, Welshite.

Welshite 39

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:44

CURSE YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS THRICE OVER! Actually, I don't mind. If I got offended every time someone posted something similar to me, I'd be angry at a lot of people. I don't see the point of holding grudges or becoming upset over something so small. Post what you like, and I shall do the same. As long as people like my comments, and/or I make them smile, I'm content. A chuckle makes my day. :)