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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 09:04 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

I bet he really pissed you off.

igese 11

Friday 21 June 2013 18:46

That's a great example of a win-lose situation

Comments

Kateymarie41 8

Friday 21 June 2013 20:56

Well at least it didn't hit you?

fabs1171 23

Friday 21 June 2013 21:23

Dude, thats really nasty. Its never great to be dodging wee.

joopjoop 19

Friday 21 June 2013 21:35

and im sure throwing a bottle of piss in your car won you over for that date... not...

Epikouros 31

Friday 21 June 2013 21:36

Cricket is so ghetto! You should work on your batting skills, though.

AngrySailor 17

Friday 21 June 2013 21:40

Wait till he's passed out from drinking Lysol, then run a hose from your cars exhaust into his house (drain). Sit back and listen to Some tunes for an hour or two.

bigtaytay 13

Friday 21 June 2013 21:46

That's what you get for playing cricket

FlyingPie 17

Friday 21 June 2013 21:49

Sounds like urine trouble. What a pisser. Don't bottle up your anger though.

buckdharma 37

Friday 21 June 2013 21:52

Sitting in his dark trench filling bottles with bad intent "Not" has ruined his prose Greasy fingers hurling shabby throw Pee hurtling at my head (duck*) Picking up pieces of his broken luck