By Lovejunkie - 01/03/2010 07:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
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moonshine_bek 2

I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!

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frocher 0

I wonder if he noticed your perfectly sized perky breast,s your small

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hmmmummhmmm 0

it's not size, it's the way it's used! my ex had a small penis, but I miss sex more w/ him than anyone I was ever w/.

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MissAndreaSummer 0

that really sucks... now's the timeyou laugh at it and walk away!

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frocher 0

Did he notice your perfectly sized perky breasts, flawless skin without any stretch marks, cellulite or wrinkles, slim thighs

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rawr_trick119 0

haha. FYL. No worries. I've had that happened to me before. This guy and i were krazy in love and he had that same problem...he then asked me if i thought he was big or small. i just told him i dont like answering them types of questions. lol

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ragsy 7

That's why you should always have some finger cots in the first aid kit.

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