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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:35

Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

foreverhurt 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:34

Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...

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st333ph 12

Sunday 11 November 2012 20:14

Please stop.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 11 November 2012 20:14

Well you should sleep nice and comfortable now that you have the bed all to yourself. Since he woke you up before go wake his ass up and see how he likes it.