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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
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DocBastard 38

Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

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foreverhurt 6

Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...

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Mopmob02 18

I think you two have some unresolved problems... But that's just my opinion.

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Urpoppy 21

He's obviously a jerk. Dump his lame ass.

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perdix 29

#28, here in Miami, they are having a Jerk Festival today. It costs 25 bucks to get in and 5 to park. I guess you have to be a committed jerk to want to celebrate with the larger jerk community.

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perdix 29

You need to dump that cheater! Once a cheater, always a cheater. He cheated you out of sleep, which is more valuable than sexual fidelity.

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Enslaved 36

It always upsets me how easy some guys can fall asleep after an argument. Me? Wide awake!

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amandajlucas2015 2

It's because they don't care lol

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carminecris89 13

Your boyfriend sounds like a dick. That would be the last night I spent there. If you live with him you might want to rethink that because clearly he's not ready to live with anyone.

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mianm4 4

Dump him! He's abusive.

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