Love: Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:35

Sounds like his side of the bed SHOULD be the couch.

foreverhurt 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 19:34

Looks like someone's going though that time of the month...

Comments

lilhellian 26

Sunday 11 November 2012 22:50

Can someone explain why comments that I've seen nothing wrong with get deleted?

stephan18 23

Sunday 11 November 2012 22:57

I don't know why but that "c:" doesn't look like a smile to me, just a smiley with a beard..

juliiamariia 3

Sunday 11 November 2012 23:38

Sounds like my patents...

GoldenGrizzly 7

Monday 12 November 2012 0:05

I would maybe rethink dating someone like that.

Maria_Obligacia 14

Monday 12 November 2012 0:05

Need separate beds for sleeping. To elaborate: obviously, it bothers him a lot and will most likely not change. So either you live with it and get separate beds, or you split ASAP.