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By prisonbitch - 18/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, after five different interviews, I got an offer for a great job. I was excited to fill out paperwork and get the ball rolling, until they called and said that I didn't pass the criminal background check. I get off probation in less than a week. FML
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katplayer 4

Jeez. I do think that criminals should be punished, but half the people here are flying off their rockers for some crime they don't even know the full details of. Maybe OP's changed. He's obviously served (or almost at least) his sentence and hopefully learned his lesson. Ever hear of forgiveness?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Were you really a prison bitch as your name suggests? Because if you served time, it might not matter that you'll be off probation. Whatever your crime, did you not think about the consequences of your actions beforehand? Why are you surprised this is happening? To everyone who is talking about forgiveness -- why should a company take a gamble that this is the one criminal in a thousand who saw the error of his/her ways and turned over a new leaf? Would you trust a stranger with a record to house-sit?

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AJROCKS09 0

big ******* deal wow rocks I know the plains of aseroth better than my house scale

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AmyLu 0

i think its quite amusing how a lot of you guys all think that you're really clever posting these huge ****-off comments about 'the law on non reoffenders' just laugh at what he said, instead of trying to pass comment on something you dont have a ******* clue about. And as for those who are like 'you shouldnt have ever ever ever made a mistake and saying sorry doesnt make it go away!!' I'd like to see your perfect life, you're not jesus so dont judge other people when your not perfect yourself!

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ptoui 1

You know, you should read that last sentence you wrote and try and learn from it.

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jokerman7734 0

hey fagg!! stay off probation!! ur the reason america sux now..........

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alera_fml 12

What about asking her if u can adopt her youngster? If she hates kids so much?

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Fair enough, society has to give you a shot at making an honest living for yourself, but what you do not have is the right to expect that it will be even remotely easy. It's a long, hard road to being a respectable citizen again, but the rewards (like dream jobs) are worth it.

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doglover100 28

What did you do?

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celinadepp 21

You should have let them know before the interview process started. They probably would have appreciated the honesty. YDI

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OptimusSlime 23

I hate the idea that everyone with a criminal record is automatically less valuable than someone without one. Many people have criminal records and have changed and would work hard. The past is the past, people need to let that go.

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