Miscellaneous: Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.

tory777 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:59

Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?

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bubbarific 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:50

pics or it didnt happen

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:56

Relax, it's FedEx.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:10

decent

biggecko 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:08

Pass the good mood along!!!!

mintcar 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:31

FedEx? UPS would've joined without hesitation.

mcxhunni 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:13

you look scary :(

IcySnake 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:37

So do you bro.

ElementalDragon 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:28

also find her info a bit contradictory. "I respect the English language"... and ends her info with "okaythanksbye". uh huh...

mintcar 9

Sunday 7 November 2010 18:13

"Okaythanksbye" is written in ENGLISH. "D'accordmerciaurevoir" and or " kthxbaii" is NOT. Simple explanation FTW. If you're picking on the fact that I didn't use a comma after "okay" then that makes seems. Although it's a common phrase that I use.

alipod 11

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:20

where do u live? i'll be ur new neighbor and I promise i'll be nicer than fedex guys ;)

slimshadyy_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 8:14

ur creepy. ps to grammar Nazis: I don't care, so just **** off:)

mordhorst95 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:32

wow. that was an epic fail

baltomushishi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:53

LALALAlollipop , youre so pretty

Ryonix 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:58

do u has big boobs if so win if not ydi eat more

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:31

#30 Gaining weight doesn't ensure that you get big boobs. And how does anyone "deserve it" for not having big boobs? It's not like anyone can choose their genetics.

Rokpics13 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 18:02

well I guess she was *puts on aviators* out of it YEAHHHHHHHHHHH OR why no no she doesn't

valenzuela86 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:03

since you were commando, did the fedex men end up putting thier PACKAGE in your MAILBOX?

jsnakes12 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:08

could you come to my house and do that

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