Miscellaneous: Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband... - FML

By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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By Jimseagoon - 03/09/2018 20:30

Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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KristantheGreat 5

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:52

tell him to bring you a taco.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:52

Haha well you were cutting in on the mans meal time!

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demon_865 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:59

Don't worry service there is really fast haha

biasedshooter 24

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:07

What did you want? How should he have known to drop everything in an instant for a request not even made?

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:31

There are times when you cannot get between a boy & his burrito...

darkspider7 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:50

He is a keeper

moomoomeow2 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:00

I hope you'll be ok!

murdersquirrel 15

Friday 16 December 2011 0:31

Yeah and you need to give people more info than 'I'm at the hospital.' just call or have someone call if you can't. Argh, that just leaves the other person wondering.

Superllama12 11

Friday 16 December 2011 2:14

Well, what did you expect to get??

argybargy 3

Friday 16 December 2011 5:15

Don't you mean "EX-husband"?

easton222 2

Friday 16 December 2011 6:22

U got rear ended not shot. Drama queen much?

mrbuddy 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:41

Wha! Cry a little more.

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