By cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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RougeRamirez 8

Apparently your mouth

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gideeupp 9

Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

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TurtleSmile 14

You had sex in your parents house while your dad was home? I suppose better your dad than his, but I still don't think you thought this whole thing threw very well.

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JustKittyKat 24

You should have ended your comment after the first sentence.

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KanYates 6

Haha I think I'd rather his dad than mine.

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karlee333 11

Agreed. Then you wouldn't have encountered the grammatical error with the word 'threw'.

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Chris_trolololol 2

YDI for having sex in the same house as your dad.

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RiRi823 5

He could have just gotten home from something. You never know, she could've had sex when he was gone, and he ironically came home when she said that. You never know.

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newbzy92 6

Wait...if you knew your dad was home, why would you shout it??

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AndyAutopsy 11

Perhaps he had just gotten home? That's how I took it, anyway.

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SApprentice 34

I feel bad for your father. That poor man. I hope you're ashamed of what you just made him go through- He can't just unexperience that. It has happened. Now he has to live with that knowledge.

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klovemachine 24

I wouldn't dare say that knowing that a parent (or parents) were anywhere in the house. Save that for pillow talk ;)

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SApprentice 34

You shouldn't type like that. Also, it's 'scarred'.

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deathtothepix 26

Why would you even say that to your boyfriend?

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bobslawnservice 16

Because she is the sort of woman who is great in the sack - playful, funny and uninhibited. The kind of woman men want to be with?

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simonsaysYDI 8

Hmm yes because all men want the exact same thing from a woman. From conservative pastors to wild and open playboys. Yeahh... no.

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bobslawnservice 16

Look, if your favourite type of woman is dour, unfunny and neurotic in bed then good for you. I'm sure the vast majority would agree with me.

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doctorhook86 24

#99's overgeneralizing, but I think he's got a point: women who aren't afraid to talk dirty during sex tend to be (and have) more fun than those who are.

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