By Meghan - 22/02/2013 01:33 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
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whiteboy896 9

maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?

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Lauren324 18

He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.

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Voij 16

How did you not find out about his girlfriend in the whole 6 months that you've been around him?

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Kiki242 19

Well at least he didn't try to date you both.

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eyesmile27 7

Your liking him directly correlated to how much you thought he liked you. Guess it was a miscalculation because, him + you = error.

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kspear2 12

I guess it wasn't "flirting back and forth" huh?

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

It still could have been back and forth, he may just have a flirtatious personality, or he could be a jerk and led her on. There are a few possibilities. I would definitely be wondering why he never mentioned said girlfriend in the whole six months though

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GingerNinja7 17

You should have just went all norbit on his ass from the start "you have a girlfriend?" "No?" "Well you do now!"

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joethebiden 8

Hint for next time: Half a year of flirting means it's a dead end.

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DelphiCat 17

i'm gonna go ahead and YDI this, because how on earth did you go SIX MONTHS without realising he had a girlfriend...?

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curlstar 6

So in six months you never once asked if he had a girlfriend? Not everyone flirts with intention, OP. It's called charisma! YDI

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icepick23 12

Don't worry, he still wants to **** you.

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