Love: Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to...

By Meghan - 22/02/2013 01:33 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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Misleading

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Seize the day

By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 15:00

Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML

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By lebowski101 - 03/11/2011 01:45 - Canada

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

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whiteboy896 9

Friday 22 February 2013 10:09

maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?

Lauren324 18

Friday 22 February 2013 10:37

He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.

Comments

WickedWolf 11

Friday 22 February 2013 17:35

Wow what a jerk! I'd be like "hey nice to meet you! Odd, we've been hanging out over a year and he never mentioned you..." Just to let her know she should ALSO murder him

AllieCat21 21

Saturday 23 February 2013 7:07

Half a year, not over a year.

unhappybunny 3

Friday 22 February 2013 18:10

I worked with this guy I had a crush on for 4 years and I found out he had a gf only when he announced their wedding date...

scr_sensei 14

Friday 22 February 2013 18:35

Some people are just naturally flirty...

AphyTheBronette 15

Friday 22 February 2013 19:21

This was in that Alanis Morissette sang about this, in her song " isn't it ironic " at least you can now identify with a famous song.

Ilsaluna 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:33

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

johannah1993 7

Tuesday 4 August 2015 6:25

its about the part of the song when she says "its meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife"

happylappy 21

Friday 22 February 2013 19:38

Maybe he's the type to flirt A LOT when they are obviously in a relationship. 5 years is a while to be committed. Especially when you are young.

MrGoat 2

Friday 22 February 2013 19:42

Shut up Meg

whY402Jay 12

Friday 22 February 2013 21:40

I might be guilty of breaking hearts as well. Silly girls always tell us that we should be able to read signals... flirting is not the same as coming onto you.

charvisioku 22

Friday 22 February 2013 23:44

Well at least you're decent enough to immediately accept that he's not an option now you know he's taken. Too many people would carry on chasing him anyway. Be glad you're a decent person and move on - I'm sure you'll find someone :)