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By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

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By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By Lauren - 19/02/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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zfrt 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:17

Way to leave a good first impression.

groupleader 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:19

So, when do you start this new gig as a doorman?

Comments

flames57323 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:42

Isn't it resame not resume?

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:06

seriously ?

llamafish 25

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:09

No, it is definitely resume

vturbz91 0

Friday 24 February 2012 5:33

Aha resame ...what an idiot!

Krirn 21

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:50

I know a lot of people are using "push" and "pull" examples of doors, but OP said that it was an "in" door, which makes me think its the type of door that only opens from one side, like an emergency exit door.

luvstrckprncss 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:10

Haha. Someone doesn't know how to read.

TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:20

Don't feel bad . I do this all the time :)

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:27

Well, you better go apply for a different job.

musicluvr2000 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 1:11

Add that to your résumé

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:29

Show assertiveness by saying; "I can't believe I'm considering working with such ****-wits who can't even grasp the simple concept of entering and exiting a building! You'd better increase your salary offer three-fold when you call me back this afternoon if you want to secure my unique talents and turn this clown-****-parade into a real business!!" A.B.C...Always Be Courageous!