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By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Lauren - 19/02/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 119
You deserved it 424

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So, when do you start this new gig as a doorman?

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dancer1014 0

I have done that so many times that it is hard to count! Ha ha!

McNerdyNerd 8

Herp de Derp....I wonder when they'll call?

Was it at the Midvale School for the Gifted?

Haha Ray_of_midnight. My grandparents have that on a mug :D

iheartprinceroyc 4

So embarrassing and awkward moment..... Hope you got the job if not well things happen for a reason

So your THAT customer, i hope the position wasnt retail...we dont need anymore dumbasses in retail

I know someone who fell out of the chair during an interview and still got hired.

sadeyes18 1

Might want to keep applying elsewhere