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Maybe they'll send out sniffing dogs for you cause you're just so perfect for the job :p
ive seen this FML before...
Resume: "detail oriented, great proof-reader..."
My friend sent out letters applying to various internships. The email he put was the love child of two different emails he uses. Hence no emails from the companies.
That sucks. But I've got a better one. try handing out your resume without your name on it. I've done it. Felt like an ass...
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"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"
Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.