By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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pokeychris 6

You must be tiny as hell.

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Bossman11 6

Have you ever had those vienna sausages?...Yeah

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Buzzy123 7

Can't say the same about you ;)

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lmaoatall 6

Break the hymen, and quit your whinen. You can do it. I have faith in you young studi. may the thrust be with you!!

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lmaoatall 6

Damn it homealone, I was trying to lift the op's spirits. Can't imagine how damaged his ego is right now. The poor little fella...

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CadillacPimpen 6

What what in the butt? Nothing in this case

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leadman1989 15

Is her name Mary by any chance and yours Joseph? If so give up now... Jesus is a comin!

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Salkadi 9

So you always go to the doctor the day after sex, or is this just some weird coincidence

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life2007 0

After the sex she couldve decided to go get birth control to be safe

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fromtxnotcowboy 12

Ahhhh finally lol i was looking for this comment lol i was like wth has nobody said anything about going to the dr right after and apart from that to your gynecologist lol

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bubo_fml 10

U should start thinking IN the box!!

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bubo_fml 10

Show up 2 bed tonight w/a hard hat on & a jack hammer in yo' hands!

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