Intimacy: Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first...

By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

y u no big enough

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

Oh wow... Time to try again ;)

Comments

ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:56

I find it really funny that girls with big **** and guys with big dicks act like they did something special to deserve it or that it somehow makes them better. It's a physical property like height. It's genetics. Some people will like you no matter what you have or don't have.

ownmycity 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:00

hey at least your not a virgin!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:26

Damn!!

writerforlife 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:51

Yeah this is fake, there is no medical way to tell if someone is a virgin or not. And if you think "oh he didn't pop her cherry", guess what most teens do when they go thru their peroid when they put their tampons in. FACTS OF LIFE

ngocthuy34 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:03

Wow

raccoons1106 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:14

Good lukk with others try some growth pills(:

ash1rose 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:15

This is actually not that uncommon. Some girls have really thick hymens that just don't break the first time or they stretch. It's not really a failing on your part OP and at least you know you weren't too rough with her :) She should appreciate that!