Intimacy: Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first...

By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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Like a virgin

By chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 01:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

y u no big enough

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:09

Oh wow... Time to try again ;)

Comments

williamwheat37 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:58

There are no small penis' just loose vaginas!! >:D

armybabe0000 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:58

Haha sucks (:

Alyta 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:00

It doesnt mean anything. That happened to me too, when you guys do it some times it will breaks.

missaabbcc 3

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:25

That sucks, mini dick.

rhoholm 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:41

ooooof, you have to have a damn small dick dude!

alannah1988 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:50

Shouldn't you be more offended if she went to the doctor to check if she got any stds?

chickenlil2005 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:07

Stop whining and be grateful that you avoided that bloody mess. It's a total mood killer for the girl.

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:14

My first time, the asshole thought I got my period right after. Virginity eludes some people, maybe even doctors...

ciaobella89_fml 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:25

yellowstar probably doesn't realize that most girls who insult other peoples looks are usually trying to over compensate for something they are lacking themselves.