Love: Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 19:50 - United States - Powell

Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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Are you lonesome tonight?

By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, I get as much time with the woman of my dreams as I do with my children: One day, every two weeks. She lives with me. They don't. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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Life is life

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML

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By Amber C - 07/04/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2013 13:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML

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Dreams never end

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML

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My body, my choice

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's mother asked him when we were going to have kids. I already have a daughter from a previous marriage, and that pregnancy was traumatic, nearly ending in my death. Not to mention that due to depression and anxiety, I have put on an unhealthy amount of weight, making pregnancy higher risk. FML

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revan546 24

Friday 15 August 2014 5:03

Why don't you talk to your boyfriend about I don't know... Having a REAL child?..

Aspen_Grace33 27

Friday 15 August 2014 5:03

A girl I work with dreamt about her children before she even knew she was pregnant! Maybe it's a sign of things to come! Cheer up and maybe congrats!!!

Comments

annarcheer 19

Wednesday 20 August 2014 16:46

then have a kid

angelchappell 2

Friday 22 August 2014 3:25

i have these dreams all the time, these are the only dreams i have. and, they are ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE because there is no way I'm pregnant or could get pregnant since i am dating another woman if you're NOT A TEENAGER then please, have a baby.

geminidragon01 9

Friday 22 August 2014 9:17

therapy needed....... just sayin

lixarodriguez 7

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:09

Are you raven Simone?

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:24

Ask a relative if you can take care of their kid for a while. You'll never want a kid for a long long time.

DreadedSamurai 17

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:02

It's ok OP just sabotage the condom next time XD

DreadedSamurai 17

Thursday 16 October 2014 9:06

That was mean of me OP keep the hope alive for your dream daughter!

year2015 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:28

It's like that lullaby! (I can't remenber the name of it)

LifeTrolls 16

Sunday 25 October 2015 7:16

Its okay. I've had dreams about falling in love with someone again. They truly start out as wonderful, but in one of them I got so friend zoned I helped plan her wedding and became the godfather. in another, the girl turned out to be a serial killer... I was so heartbroken I didn't fight back.