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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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mrtoothpick 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:56

Well, nice try.

starsfan_9 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:00

That's awesome, you got a free brick. Just kidding, that does suck op. I suggest you cut your losses and hide your kids, your wife and your husband

Comments

bobbymullet 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:07

your car shouldve written this FML

anothersuicide 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:25

thts perseverance..

kai_ngo 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:28

Today, I ate a brick with a side dish of note through the windshield. Why? Because the ass that broke into me yesterday due to my owner's neglect to lock the me decided to let him know he'll break in either way, lock or not. FML.

BrittanyCelesteP 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:50

fail at the end. xD

kai_ngo 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:56

True. xD

cindy_senne 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:49

hahaha that was funny dude! I can't stop laughing

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:07

I cried that was so funny!!! Hilarious :)

Sweet121 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:29

Really though, call the cops and file a claim with insurance. If you don't have comprehensive, ydi.

cheerleader1011 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:32

park your car in a different spot

starkiller731 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:38

reminds me of everybody hates chris, when the guy throws a brick through the window to steal a brick inside the car. lol

ayooBrandon 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:44

that was episode wad funny lol

hayleyydean 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:24

hahaha is engrish your third ranguage?

PghSportsNation 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:39

I suggest waiting in the bushes next time... with a .44 Magnum.

CEG3 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:54

w/ tactical knife

Jonnie_effed_up 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:41

Ballistic knife* :D

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:45

Don't forget Commando Pro.

Justforlolz 14

Sunday 10 July 2011 1:49

I suggest using commando, in case he tries to get away. Nothing says helpful like an extra couple miles of knife lunge distance.

whcwtexan 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:06

ghost pro also in case he has a spy plane...

FallenAngel132 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:42

hire someone to watch your car or set the alarm thing for it. BODY GUARDS!!!!!!!!

iluvcandy 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:44

at that time leave the door unlocked and take everything in the car with you so he doesn't break your car or steal anything

scrapmetal58 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:53

I wan... need those cupcakes. Please and thank you!

alabamajoe77 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:52

I really doubt a criminal would have stopped and written a note. sounds exactly like an FML from a while ago, only difference was the OP said they installed an alarm. car got broken into again anyway, thief supposedly cut the alarm wires and also left a note saying "nice try". come-on!