Hahaha;)

Dietary supplements through and IV. Duh.

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Whole lotta milkshakes!

Err, no haha. I was not once on IV during my month long jaw healing process after I had my surgery. I was, however put on IV when I had pneumonia and refused to actually eat the crap they were giving me at the hospital. As for how you make it a month+ without eating? Most people drink a lot of Ensure but that shit was nasty and made me want to barf, no matter which flavor so a lot of my nutrition came from carnation instant breakfast. Other than that I blended EVERYTHING! And trust me, by the end of the month you get DESPERATE. I actually tried blending a hamburger patty and it was awful. I also blended Mr Noodles, which was delicious. My favorite was ice cream blended with cookies and milk, tough. :) As for OP? That freaking sucks! My mother thought it'd be a good idea to eat at a restaurant on our way back home (I live roughly 5 hours away from where I had my surgery). The people at the restaurant were just like "the hell is wrong with that chick and why is she eating so slow?" I didn't pull anything out though D: In closing of this horridly long post, if your orthodontist recommends jaw surgery, punch him in the ******* dick. It was the worst pain I've been through in my life and it was constant for the entire month I had my jaw shut. Now, nearly two years AFTER my surgery and my jaw still clicks (which it didn't do before.) and is uncomfortable. D: