By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
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Sam0011 11

Well at least she's listening to you.

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mackdeezy 22

At least she didn't reveal you have sex for money

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Well if she wants to become a midget she doesn't have to eat her veggies!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Kids just say the most awesome things.

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JoseIsAdork 31

hahaha, hope the little guy found it funny, I would have been embarrassed but that's funny as hell

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dodgerXyz 11

I have a feeling with all the FMLs about kids that the next generation is gonna be awesome!

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jw90 18

Haha cute little girl you've got there. She'll be a smart one.

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flashback_fml 14

I never ate my veggies and i'm 6'2, why do you insist on lying to your kids?

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NotoriousLES 14

A similar thing happened to me today. A friend we happened to bump into wished my son a happy 4th birthday. His co-worker, a very short statured dwarf, commented how he's a big boy now that he is 4, to which my son excitedly replied, "Yeah, I'm so big, just like you!!!" We, including the dwarf, all laughed because it was cute and sincerely innocent. Hardly an FML

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