Kids: Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry dude

By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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Toxic

By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Perrydox 5

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:01

Gotta love kids

Sam0011 11

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:02

Well at least she's listening to you.

Comments

Jewelzzzz 4

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:00

Cute girl

cwells0430 12

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:32

The look on your face. Priceless.

Ellisonjulian 4

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:49

They prefer to be called "little people"!

monnanon 13

Thursday 12 September 2013 17:07

did you do a survey or somethign?

sykokitti 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:10

This is the best FML ever! Lmao

krakhd 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:14

good going exlax

cgart96 15

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:33

I moderated this :D

blackbeltpsycho 16

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:55

If I actually saw that happen, I would not be able to contain my laughter.

kokoroddd 2

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:05

Well, you're the one that told her that, so you have yourself to blame really.

yesyesnonono 10

Thursday 12 September 2013 7:07

And the midget, realizing your kid is 4 years old, knew she wasn't eating her vegetables and getting the nutrition she needed and you put it into terms she could understand. Midgets can think like us tallies, too.