Intimacy: Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend,...

By ohman - 28/12/2012 03:06 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML

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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

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By tLee - 19/07/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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RIP Beard

By captain patch beard - 03/10/2019 18:01

Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML

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Jacked97grand 9

Friday 28 December 2012 8:56

Time my friend, give her time

WeemanIsBack 3

Friday 28 December 2012 9:01

Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?

Comments

Flying_Camel 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:20

You must have thought that was one big ass eyelash.

helen29 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 8:07

sorry but which ever girls have nipple hairs should PLUCK them before going to have sex! b prepared ladies!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 29 December 2012 8:40

I'm more concerned about OP not realizing he loved his girlfriend until AFTER they had sex than him picking at a nipple hair. Regardless, OP, you don't mess with crap on your girlfriend's boobs unless you're sure you know what it is. I guess I can understand the mistake, and yes she overreacted, but still...gah

awaydoggy 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 8:45

I don't get it why u get so many "deserve", u were just a innocent virgin boy a couple of days ago. Fyl

sgtcxelite 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:52

OP: You unintentionally pointed out a flaw, and no one likes having their flaws pointed out. She's just embarrassed and self-conscious. Text her and apologize, compliment her, and give her time. As for others: You can't say someone doesn't know what love is just because of their age. There is no certain point in life that someone magically gets the capability to understand love.