Intimacy: Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend,...

By ohman - 28/12/2012 03:06 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 10:16 - United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML

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By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

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By tLee - 19/07/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By captain patch beard - 03/10/2019 18:01

Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML

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Jacked97grand 9

Friday 28 December 2012 8:56

Time my friend, give her time

WeemanIsBack 3

Friday 28 December 2012 9:01

Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?

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DanielleinDC 33

Friday 28 December 2012 16:12

How long did it take before you realized it was a nipple hair (which is not terribly uncommon on women, boys)?

pistolstar_fml 2

Friday 28 December 2012 17:01

If she never comes back you are better off someone that uptight is no fun and she likely used this as an excuse and don't like you that much, sorry OP

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Friday 28 December 2012 17:05

How was she not aware of it?

UniqueAnt21 3

Friday 28 December 2012 17:29

How did you not see that when you was having sex with her. You she be just as embarrass for allowing that.

PincessBoff 6

Friday 28 December 2012 19:21

*were *you should *embarrassed

rebecamp494 5

Friday 28 December 2012 18:34

Awe, she is just a little self conscious about it I guess... Don't worry op, just give her some time and send her a text saying how beautiful she is and that you love her no matter what!

Twisted_Angel 17

Friday 28 December 2012 21:04

Oh dear god... "After having sex" that's not love. that's lust. she gave you something, and now might be taking it away. couple of questions op: 1) were you a virgin before this? 2) How did you not know after the first tug, that it wasn't an eyelash?

gymnastlove 4

Friday 28 December 2012 23:33

DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

OhCrapItsYOU 1

Saturday 29 December 2012 0:29

"WeemanIsBack's comment : Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?" lol i read that one aswell. :P and this situation made me chuckle.

kingsian 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 2:48

Naw y'all is all wrong all OP had to do was gently nibble on her nipple to get rid of the lil hair. Which would make her turned on still and there's no more hair on her nipple for OP see everybody wins