By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 344
You deserved it 4 945

AllegroRubato tells us more.

AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

kayaker83 4

I hate you too you selfish man! I HATE orgasms! *insert sarcasm*

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DocBastard 38

How dare you, you inconsiderate bastard! How dare you be a considerate lover and think of her before yourself! I bet you also open the door for her too, you ass! And I bet you pay for dates too, don't you?! How could you!

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equin0xx 6

For real. I have a guy like that and I CAN'T STAND IT. Ugh.

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Chazzzor 10

WTF! Sounds like she is seriously nuts - maybe you really screwed her brains out?

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strawberrywine22 30

I can SORT OF understand where she us coming from. When my husband gives me too many I worry that he's better in bed than I am. But still...I don't complain about it!!

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strawberrywine22 30

Is* not us. My phone thinks it knows better than I do what I'm trying to say.

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JuliusTweezer 3

Champagne Problems!

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