By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did you also have ear sex? Because it seems like something has become loose in her head.

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astralvagan 20

I think you might have ****** her stupid

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gottageek 17

I can only see this as a valid complaint if she had an important appointment that you were aware of and intentionally boffed her into weak legs, disabling her ability to walk and missing her appointment. If this is not the case, she's an idiot and is in dire need of being replaced. Who complains after cumming anyway?

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lhazz11 23

Well you're welcome to spend the night at my house OP;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Well, Op, judging by all the happy invitations from all the female FMLer's willing to oblige your "unfair tendencies", it appears you may have many other options and don't have to put up with your girlfriend's idiocy if you don't want to. ;) Hopefully, you both talk and figure out this, uh...."problem" and move on soon. Cheers!

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elusha2 2

She sounds extremely... Stupid (probably hot tho)

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AWatts89 1

Maybe unfair because she couldn't do the same for you multiple times in a row? Either way, a tad bit ridiculous.

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WeskersSexslave 15

she wanted you to cum more times than she did cx

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