By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

SwisherSweets024 4

Should have put exgirlfriend cus that's what she deserves to be called..I've been late and called out from work cus the lovin was that good..I'm pretty sure you won't have trouble finding another one

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Mikieavacado 2

Its unfair for her to have to "COME" to ur place all the time!! Dont get to ahead of yourself OP!

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sirlime 1

You made her think she's incompetent and can't make u come more then her. Just tell her you like seeing her happy

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panda_lou 11

Perhaps her and I could trade? I'm sure after receiving zero O's she would be a bit more grateful.

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perdix 29

You probably didn't leave any left over for her husband.

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partypickle 4

Dump her and date me. I wouldn't ever complain ;)

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Harpy20 24

Maybe she has abnormal orgasms [uncomfortable, painful, etc] or maybe anxiety issues that come with arousal. Happens.

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