By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato tells us more.

AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

boyElroy 6

Aaaaannd the award for Best Complaint Ever Received goes to...

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jessonice88 14

Maybe it's because she was unable to get you off.. And she feels obligated to return the favor and make you cum just as much, and it seems like an impossible and daunting task. Just saying. ;P

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AllegroRubato 16

Well, actually, she wasn't unable to get me off, she just go off more than me, at least in terms of raw numbers. Which is why it was weird, I mean, other than the over the top reaction, hehe.

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unknown_user5566 26

Maybe she's just pissed off because she can no longer rant about her lackluster love life to her girlfriends. Some people aren't happy unless they have something to bitch about.

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NagainaFier 16

... Middle fingers. As in, **** you.

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miserable88 3

You have to take into consideration some girls enjoy making a guy cum, so if your going for a while and she cums a lot before you finish she doesn't seem inadequate.

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daisyismydog 3

You have won at life

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onorexveritas 23

Wow, that's one ungrateful girl right there.

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Enslaved 36

I'm trying to picture the reasoning and only can think that maybe she was running late for work, wanted "only" a quicky but your skills kept her wanting more and more and now she's in a rush? I'm puzzled! :P

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