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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 04:40 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML

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Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

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Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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Nordrag 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:53

some people are a bit thick headed.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 12:01

It was probably just a mechanical response. When you deal with customer service it tends to happen.

Comments

baileygirl88 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 18:31

FYL for being allergic to butter..

kryptonite2070 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 18:58

I can't believe its not butter!

Treveyon56 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:00

10 you should really just stop you look foolish as it is.

Matthu85 5

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:31

This is unfortunately the world we live in

Kendrah18 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:40

It's this server, and others like her that give the rest of us a bad rep!!! We're not all uneducated morons :/

truepanda 2

Sunday 1 September 2013 19:58

this really isnt a fml. it sucks for the waitress though

WoldowJR 25

Sunday 1 September 2013 20:09

-_-

godbieveryone 9

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:14

Is she ******* retarded? Id definitely tip her very minimal. What a dense dumbass

SNUBL 4

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:25

What kind of person eats butter and baked potatoes together?!

azisles02 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 22:30

Working in the restaurant business, nothing pisses me off more then hard working servers get short changed on tips. This is one of those cases where didn't get much more then pocket lint as a tip.