Health: Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy...

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 04:40 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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Nordrag 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 11:53

some people are a bit thick headed.

CommonSenseKarma 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 12:01

It was probably just a mechanical response. When you deal with customer service it tends to happen.

Comments

KaylaTackett 18

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:26

I hope you didn't tip her.

lipun 8

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:43

complain the management or teach her through sign language, if she doesn't understand ur verbal expressions.

Sandman1917 5

Monday 2 September 2013 0:03

Sounds like a waitress we had once at a Waffle House. She was an idiot

BuckNekkid 22

Monday 2 September 2013 0:26

she put something other than butter on there after she took it back.....blech

xs4u 13

Monday 2 September 2013 0:59

IQ? None...

stitesy29 18

Monday 2 September 2013 1:20

That dense mother ******

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 2 September 2013 4:23

Was this waitress blonde? Meh, doesn't matter, sounds like she has the IQ of that one girl from Mean Girls. Seriously, just...why? You said no butter the first time, but she puts it on there anyway, yet when you tell her to bring you a new one and she does, she asks if you want butter. Uh...if you wanted butter, you wouldn't have sent the first one back. My faith in humanity declines more and more daily.

blankjack 6

Monday 2 September 2013 4:57

There is a reason why she is a waitress and not a scientist?

kmoore12499 1

Monday 2 September 2013 5:22

You really think that the waitress herself put the butter on your baked potato? She may have told the cooks not to, but some don't listen well. Yes, it was stupid for her to ask if you wanted butter the last time, but you must be one dense person if you seriously think that it must have been 100% her fault that you had butter on it the first time. I have been a waitress for years and it gets irritating when people yell at me for something the cooks did. Why don't you stop blaming your waitresses for everything? How about you attempt to be a waitress, then see how much you complain about your service after that?

sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 3 September 2013 14:07

Yes sometimes chefs don't read dockets properly, but if you are the waitress running the food out then you should check it's correct before you take it. The chef and the waitress are both to blame in this instance.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:36

I think OP is only irritated because the question at the end, which made her feel like they seriously weren't paying attention to her. If it had only been the buttered potato, it would have felt like a simple mistake. But asking her if she would like butter on her potato, after specifically asking for a non-buttered one and saying that she was allergic to butter must have made her feel completely ignored, which is super irritating.