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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:06

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

Comments

ashleeh0718 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:38

you're a complete MEANIE.

chocomilkshake 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 18:38

I laughed so hard I cried because I could totally imagine the scenario/feeling but now I feel really sad. I'm sorry :( poor puppy. that totally sucks!! hope he's okay...geeeeeeeeeeeez

plaidideal 0

Friday 6 January 2012 0:39

You should learn some self control. There isn't much else something of that size could be if it was IN your house.

sasha_is_my_name 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 7:18

What the hell is Wong with u????? A puppy?! Not that hard to recognize....

kaengelangeleyes 9

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:17

I hate you :(

Jojo0607 1

Monday 12 March 2012 5:20

Go get some glasses dude!! How could you not tell it was a puppy?!?!?!

Sk8trlover19 3

Saturday 4 August 2012 23:01

Somebody should kick you, you asshole

puddingface94 3

Saturday 22 September 2012 23:31

I'm really not sure how the hell you couldn't have recognized a puppy.....

RemyX1 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 2:34

Haha Thank you teach dogs a lesson hate the little things

isb 3

Friday 23 November 2012 16:06

Youre a ******* asshole. Hey there's something on the floor I'm going to take a quick glance at it then assume its something horrible and kick it **** yes great idea